Which rumor will come out next about Republican Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin? Place your bets now!
- Sarah Palin is actually the secret love child of Barry Goldwater
- One of Sarah’s parents was the second gunman on the grassy knoll
- She was the one responsible for the famous “butterfly ballot” in Florida in the 2004 election
- One of her ancestors was involved in the conspiracy to kill President Lincoln
- As an eight-year-old girl, she snuck out of the Watergate Apartment complex and put tape over the door lock in the parking garage, causing the Watergate security guard to call the police and the Watergate burglars to get caught.
- She was the Delta Force assassin who shot Pablo Escobar
- She was the mysterious “John Doe 2″ in the Oklahoma City Bombing
- She was the GM executive who killed the electric car
- Insert your own weird-ass 9/11 theory here. Lord knows there’s enough of them out there
- Trig Palin’s father is actually John Edwards (no way, the New York Times would never report that)