Archive for November, 2008

People go for the overpriced liquor

Wednesday, November 26th, 2008

“Lap dancing “is not sexually stimulating”, the chairman of the Lap Dancing Association told a parliamentary committee today…”

For when you should be working

Wednesday, November 26th, 2008

Now we just call it “hour”

Monday, November 24th, 2008

British may ban ‘happy hour’ as drink deaths rise

What is the world coming to? I don’t think I want a sober Britian.

Here we come to save the day

Sunday, November 23rd, 2008

Oh shit.

Facing an increasingly ominous economic outlook, President-elect Barack Obama and other Democrats are rapidly ratcheting up plans for a massive fiscal stimulus program that could total as much as $700 billion over the next two years. That amount, more than the nation has spent over the past six years in Iraq, would rival the sum Congress committed last month to rescuing the country’s financial system. It would also be one of the biggest public spending programs aimed at jolting the economy since President Franklin D. Roosevelt’s New Deal.

Dibs on Jessica Rabbit

Sunday, November 23rd, 2008

Japanese launch campaign to marry comic book characters

That’s a real headline. And no, not from The Onion. It’s from a real newspaper.

Words fail me.

This is why I stopped reading comic books. Like, you know, when I was 20!

Bookie, come hither

Sunday, November 23rd, 2008

I graduated from Texas Tech. I have never bet on a football game in my life. Those two things being said, I so wish I had bet on Oklahoma in last night’s Texas Tech at Oklahoma game. Tech has one of these colossal failures in a big game every year and this year it was only a process of elimination to decide which game it would be. I shoulda’ seen it coming.

An interesting point about about bailouts…

Sunday, November 23rd, 2008

…that I heard today:
How can a company be “too big to fail”, but not big enough to be taken on under U.S. antitrust law?

At what price fishwrap?

Sunday, November 23rd, 2008

P. J. O’Rourke wants the government to bail out newspapers as well. he’s being sarcastic and it’s funny.

I hate business cards

Sunday, November 23rd, 2008

Business cards are normally so damned boring and unimaginitive. I understand that sometimes that is on purpose. Nobody wants to see a gynecologist’s business cards with cute cartoony drawings of the doctor’s area of expertise. That being said, it’s nice to see this site that features 70 unique business card ideas.

The only way to fly

Wednesday, November 19th, 2008

When the CEOs of GM, Chrysler and Ford went to Washington to beg for taxpayer’s money, how did they get there?

Why private jets of course.

[Of course, my company sells jet fuel so fly away boys!]