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Oct 12

The Conversation

The Conversation

Dir. Francis Ford Coppola

Starring Gene Hackman, John Cazale

The Directors Company/American Zoetrope

1974

This isn’t a B movie or an obscure movie but it is an old movie (old being defined as older than me – I’m of late 70′s vintage)) and so I think it fits under the broader umbrella of the movies I want to talk about on my site.

The film opens on a square in San Francisco. The camera is up on high, slowly zooming in towards the people milling about in the square during lunch. A street mime is going around, bugging the shit out of people, as street mimes tend to do. We see Gene Hackman as Harry, a guy who, along with his team, are eavesdropping on a younger couple in the square. The viewer doesn’t know anything about the younger couple – who they are, why they are there, what they are really talking about or anything else. Neither does Harry. Everything the viewer learns about the younger couple, who are pivotal to the plot, they learn the moment Harry learns it. We also learn that Harry is paranoid. Very paranoid. Harry is acutely aware of the degree that he is able to learn everything about everybody and the better he does, the more he decides that he himself must become more private. Not only that, Harry learns that he doesn’t want to have any secrets, or that’s the way I interpreted it anyway. His entire life, like the toilet lid (you’ll see it in the movie) is sanitized for his own protection. His paranoia only builds as the movie goes on. Also he pretends that he doesn’t care about the people he bugs, which probably isn’t true. Harry only tells himself that he doesn’t care as a sort of defense mechanism – insulation for his true feelings. His schmaltzy short fat competitor from Detroit shows himself as the one who really doesn’t care, and Harry is not like that man. Harry does care, and that’s what starts to destroy him. Part of what I found creepy about the movie was that I see a little bit of myself in Harry Caul.

Gene Hackman is, well, he’s Gene freaking Hackman. He could play a mailman and make it compelling. I’ve seen him play a cop, a thief, a basketball coach, a football coach, a con man of sorts, an Admiral and a B movie producer, among other things. We’ve seen him chase heroin importers, be a Polish general, be the President, fight Superman, and offer to make espresso. The man is a bad ass and a fine actor and in this movie he does not disappoint.

Hackman is supported by some other good actors. John Cazale, who always seems to play a great sort of nerdy loser plays Hackman’s work partner in the bugging business. His scooter-riding, pervy picture taking guy makes a nice foil to Hackman’s straight-laced lifestyle. Hackman’s competitor in the bugging business is played by Allen Garfield. who is one of those guys that you see in several movies and recognize in a moment, but never know his name. Garfield always seems to play a sort of shifty sleaze ball, which he also does pretty well in this picture. He totally looks like he should be a used car salesman. Han Solo, I mean Harrison Ford, plays the assistant to the man who hires Harry to do the bugging.

This was a movie I knew nothing about, other than its existence. I went into it knowing the lead actor, director and after reading a little bit about the plot. This movie was really interesting and definitely worth watching. It doesn’t quite fit into any of the “normal” movie molds. The plot and story slowly build, piece by piece, until you slowly realize you, like Harry, are in over your head. The pieces slowly come together one…at…a…time… and until all the pieces are finally put together, you don’t know what the puzzle is supposed to look like.

A note about John Cazale which I learned while writing this: He only acted in five movies – The Godfather I & II, The Conversation, Dog Day Afternoon and The Deer Hunter. Every movie he was in was nominated for a Best Picture Academy Award! He sadly died from lung cancer shortly after filming his parts for The Deer Hunter.


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Oct 12

The Thing with Two Heads

The Thing with Two Heads

Directed By Lee Frost

Starring: Ray Milland, “Rosey” Grier

American International Pictures

1972

There just aren’t enough movies that involve a two-headed gorilla.

The thing with two heads is a delightfully goofy romp and a reminder that the 70’s must have been crazy.   Ray Milland plays a racist transplant surgeon who is secretly dying of some disease.  Oh the tragedy.   He has been experimenting with a head transplant on a gorilla that he keeps in his basement.  Milland attaches a second head to the gorilla and then, after a few weeks, removes the original head of the gorilla and all works perfectly, of course.   Does he just throw the gorilla head in the garbage?  These are the things that I wonder about.  Milland is ready to try transplanting his head onto another’s body but wants a specific type of donor, someone with brain cancer that has a good working body.  Rosey Grier just happens to be a convicted killer on death row who claims he is innocent and we know a convict in prison would never lie about that, or something.  Plot machinations, I won’t bother you with too many details, ensue that lead to Milland’s head being put on Grier’s body which leads to a large black guy with his own head and a spare old guy’s white head on his left shoulder.  Grier escapes his confinement to get out and try and prove his innocence.  Milland is just along for the ride, making racist remarks and not liking soul food.   Crazy things happen – police chases, meeting Grier’s girlfriend, a classic dick joke but you’ll have to watch it to see those.

Ray Milland was a serious actor and appeared in Hitchcock’s Dial M For Murder (which I have seen) and a bunch of other serious movies (which I have not).  Supposedly he had an affair with Grace Kelly, so he gets my respect.  I guess this was something of a paycheck movie for him.  Rosey Grier was a former professional football player who was mostly known to me as the guy who grabbed Sirhan Sirhan’s gun after Sirhan shot Robert Kennedy – I’m not making that up.   The movie is wonderfully ridiculous, but that’s what makes it entertaining.  Try not to pay too much attention to the precise details – “Where did that second spine come from in the X-ray?” – like I said, try not to pay too much attention to those little details.  It’s wonderfully goofy.  The special effects are silly bad which adds to the goofiness.   I love the classic 70’s look in old movies, from the clothes to the décor to the colors of the cars so that adds a couple bonus points for me.  Goofy, silly, fun to watch.

Entertaining – 3.5, Seriousness – 1, Goofy/Campy/Silly – 5

Available on Netflix.